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▲: You wake up to the sound of scratching at your door. A quick glance at the clock tells you it's past one. It's raining hard outside, and as you walk down the stairs, you wonder how you heard the scratching over it in the first place. You open the door to find a shivering ball of fur sitting there, soaked to the bone. It looks up at you, duel tails swishing about, and you see it has two different coloured eyes, one blue and one red, same applying to the tails. It's shivering violently in clothes that are too big for it, and its pale arms and legs are covered in bruises. It's obviously been abused. It stares at you with huge, sad eyes. What do you do? ((petstuck, eridan or karkat preferred but anyone accepted. not interested, simply dump.))
▼: Dumbfouned, Eridan looked blankly at the strange creature. He'd heard talk about them, but would never consider one showing up at his place at this hour, or at this pla
Latvia and CleverbotUser: H-hello...Latvia and Cleverbot by Spring-the-ninjavamp
User: Um... H-how are y-you?
Cleverbot: I'm scared.
User: M-me too... W-why a-a-are you s-scared?
Cleverbot: Are you alone?
User: I th-think s-so... W-why? I-IS R-R-RUSSIA H-HERE?!
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: W-what? I n-never s-said I d-did.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Language is often too difficult for human beings to understand$.
Cleverbot: It's good, I promise.
User: W-what is?
Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a number from one to one-hundred. You guess the number.
Cleverbot: Wrong. It's hammer time.
User: WAAAH!! PLEASE DON'T HIT ME.
Cleverbot: You don't exist in a physical way. Even if I hit you, you wouldn't feel it.
User: B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-but, I-I-I'm R-R-Raivis. I e-e-e-exist ph-physically.
Cleverbot: You can give me a good time?
Cleverbot: You heard me.
User: I-Is th-this R-Russia?
Cleverbot: Yes, it's the biggest country in the world.
User: I'M SORRY!!!!
Cleverbot: No way ! You can't know everything !